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Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Glacier Glam Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Glamo Camo Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...

Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...

Our team of engineers is always looking to push the technical boundaries of swimwear development and so have spent three years mastering a swimsuit that doubles as a personal flotation device. The inflation procedure simply follows the standard airline emergency protocol by pulling down...

Our team of engineers is always looking to push the technical boundaries of swimwear development and so have spent three years mastering a swimsuit that doubles as a personal flotation device. The inflation procedure simply follows the standard airline emergency protocol by pulling down...

Ice Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...

We’re all kids at heart so we figured nothing would excite you more than receiving your swimwear broken up into a thousand tiny building blocks with a one thousand page instruction booklet so you can build them yourself! Spend many happy hours on your...

Contrary to popular belief, cupids haven't always been the lovable, chubby babies everyone makes them out to be. Many were born angry, erratic and completely unlovable with the only reasonable punishment to cast them into stone so they could be cemented onto buildings and...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

With your new purchase we will throw in a bag of fertiliser to ensure your flowers stay brilliant and beautiful all year round. Prior to getting wet or being out in the sun we recommend rolling around in a small mound of fertiliser to...

On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...

On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...

Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...

Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

This print has earned the title of the most expensive print we have ever created. Upon advice from our lawyers, it was necessary to purchase the entire meadow, mountains and valley in the scene before proceeding to paint it to avoid any copyright claims...

In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Mint Machine Apex Viper Kneesuit - Green offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Night Mare Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Ocean Fire Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...