Funkita

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  Our most popular one piece with fabric panels across the back for a secure fit and comfy...

Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Front lining and exceptional garment construction for durability and comfort. I’m made with all the care and love that makes me proud to be Funkita. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

When customers gave us feedback that they wanted to feel like they were cutting through the water when they swim, we probably should have checked if this was metaphorically speaking. Turns out it was, and putting sharp blades on swimwear wasn’t going to cut...

If you were looking to be inspired by a marine creature for their incredible speed and manoeuvrability in the water, the weedy sea dragon would not be it. Propelled by two tiny fins working at up to seventy beats per second, it travels at...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

This print is dedicated to Mrs Henderson, our Grade 1 art teacher, who failed us for our potato print and told us we had no future in the visual arts. We think about her often. Specifically, we think about her every time one of...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

Post-Christmas is the best time to rummage through the neighbours’ bins in search of discarded presents and toys that would make the perfect pattern when stuck together. This Christmas didn’t disappoint, well it obviously did for our neighbours, as there was plenty of junk...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Viper in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist with muscle fatigue through...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Black Attack Apex Viper Kneesuit in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

The first ever World Aquatics-approved race suit with the addition of an absorbent gusset. Like our APEX Viper, the Viper Secure in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water with an absorbent gusset lining offering light flow protection while...

Our new swimwear collection allows you to integrate your swimwear with your social accounts so that you can block anyone that you actually have to see in-person that you have already blocked online. Mum, Dad, the person you sat next to on the bus...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

I’m the swim top, sports top that will help you stay on top of your training with complete comfort and support. With a firm fitting racer back, double bind shoulder straps plus a wide under bust elastic, I promise to keep you secure and...

As you know, we take sustainability seriously, so seriously in fact we are often seen out on the street before the garbage truck collecting your recycled cardboard boxes to transform into our beautiful swimwear. Our priority is old pizza boxes which really bring out...

As you know, we take sustainability seriously, so seriously in fact we are often seen out on the street before the garbage truck collecting your recycled cardboard boxes to transform into our beautiful swimwear. Our priority is old pizza boxes which really bring out...

Bronzed Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming. My single bind straps will criss-cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through the...

Candy Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...

Crush Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...

One of the few remaining annoyances with swimming, aside from wet hair, cold mornings, lingering chlorine and the black line is taking off your wet swimwear, which is why we have invented the curtain swimwear. Simply pull on the cord hidden inside your garment...

When customers gave us feedback that they wanted to feel like they were cutting through the water when they swim, we probably should have checked if this was metaphorically speaking. Turns out it was, and putting sharp blades on swimwear wasn’t going to cut...

We pitched our latest innovation to a bunch of business wonks about our swimwear that can swim by itself. Imagine simply relaxing on your towel while watching your swimwear do your laps for you. They listened, nodded thoughtfully, then rejected it as completely absurd....