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Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

This print has earned the title of the most expensive print we have ever created. Upon advice from our lawyers, it was necessary to purchase the entire meadow, mountains and valley in the scene before proceeding to paint it to avoid any copyright claims...

Our goal to be part of the circular economy has taken a major step forward with the release of our new technology to convert your used products into delicious ice cream. Simply place any of our products that you no longer require in the...

In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...

Our latest print is made from real feathers which we plucked from unsuspecting birds feeding on breadcrumbs placed on top of our plucking machine. No birds were hurt in the process as the pain experienced by the birds is similar to the sensation of...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Mint Machine Apex Viper Kneesuit - Green offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Night Mare Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Ocean Fire Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

It was with great excitement and significant cost that we engaged a building muralist to paint an enormous print for our next swimwear collection. Using thousands of litres of paint, it was to be the biggest print ever placed onto a swimsuit. It was...

Still Black Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - My single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed to sit comfortably on your shoulders away from your important working parts when you pull through the water.  I’ve got a higher leg...

The design team were once again off to a remote tropical island to find clarity and inspiration for the next collection but instead found kava, long afternoons, and a gentle blur of time. Days dissolved into a haze of sunsets, palm trees and salt...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

Purchase our latest Pebble Beach print and you will instantly win the experience of a lifetime to walk around the famed golf course wearing nothing but your new swimwear! We cover everything except all your travel and accommodation costs and your legal fees when...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...