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As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

Our new thermostatic fabric is so effective it can cool your core body temperature to mimic a cold-blooded reptilian. This allows you to sunbathe all day, without experiencing any desire to seek shade or a dip to cool off. Unfortunately, it also means that...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Pressure Point Apex Viper Kneesuit - Navy/Royal offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Purple Punch Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

In a world where random acts of anything-caught-on-camera can make you famous in a few seconds, it’s always best to be prepared. That’s why we strongly recommend getting yourself a Rainbowie in case you ever need to compete in a spontaneous walk off. As...

With your new purchase we will throw in a bag of fertiliser to ensure your flowers stay brilliant and beautiful all year round. Prior to getting wet or being out in the sun we recommend rolling around in a small mound of fertiliser to...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

The new generation FINA-approved APEX Predator X in a open back design, uses the latest fabric technology to mould to the body with maximum compression while allowing fluid body movement through every stroke. Features: Internal X design bonding around hips provides added comfort without...

My fabric panels will keep you secure and supported while swimming. Still Black Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit single bind shoulder straps provide freedom of movement and comfort while swimming I provide modest rear coverage to keep you covered while swimming I’ve got front...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  Even though Canadian World Champion and World Record Holder Summer McIntosh spends most of her time in...

Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Front lining and exceptional garment construction for durability and comfort. I’m made with all the care and love that makes me proud to be Funkita. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  My single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed to sit comfortably on...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Still Black Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

Still Black Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - My single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed to sit comfortably on your shoulders away from your important working parts when you pull through the water.  I’ve got a higher leg...

Still Black Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming. My single bind straps will criss-cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through...

Still Black Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied...

Still Black Twisted One Piece Swimsuit - Get your knickers in a twist over me! My single strap binds converge at your upper back and twist down your spine to give you plenty of freedom of movement while turning heads. My cutaway sides will...

My fabric panels will keep you secure and supported while swimming. Still Ocean Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit single bind shoulder straps provide freedom of movement and comfort while swimming I provide modest rear coverage to keep you covered while swimming I’ve got front...