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This print has earned the title of the most expensive print we have ever created. Upon advice from our lawyers, it was necessary to purchase the entire meadow, mountains and valley in the scene before proceeding to paint it to avoid any copyright claims...

In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

The design team were once again off to a remote tropical island to find clarity and inspiration for the next collection but instead found kava, long afternoons, and a gentle blur of time. Days dissolved into a haze of sunsets, palm trees and salt...

Purchase our latest Pebble Beach print and you will instantly win the experience of a lifetime to walk around the famed golf course wearing nothing but your new swimwear! We cover everything except all your travel and accommodation costs and your legal fees when...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

It's not just your brain that can take a break with the latest AI technology, it's your body too! With AI embedded in our fabrics, you can now ask your swimwear to dive into the pool and swim a session for you! The future...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  Our most popular one piece with fabric panels across the back for a secure fit and comfy...

Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Front lining and exceptional garment construction for durability and comfort. I’m made with all the care and love that makes me proud to be Funkita. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester...

The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

With this print, you’re not simply buying swimwear; you’re investing in a masterpiece designed to endure, to perform, and to age with quiet confidence. Like a finely engineered masterpiece, it carries a story of craftsmanship and restraint, destined to be worn, remembered, and passed...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

When customers gave us feedback that they wanted to feel like they were cutting through the water when they swim, we probably should have checked if this was metaphorically speaking. Turns out it was, and putting sharp blades on swimwear wasn’t going to cut...