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Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

This print is dedicated to Mrs Henderson, our Grade 1 art teacher, who failed us for our potato print and told us we had no future in the visual arts. We think about her often. Specifically, we think about her every time one of...

After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...

Think you need a subterranean high-tech circuit buried deep under the Swiss Alps to smash particles together to search for the origins of life? Think again. Our brilliant scientists have been able to give you the properties of a single atom when you step...

Think you need a subterranean high-tech circuit buried deep under the Swiss Alps to smash particles together to search for the origins of life? Think again. Our brilliant scientists have been able to give you the properties of a single atom when you step...

Post Christmas is the best time to rummage through the neighbours’ bins in search of discarded presents and toys that would make the perfect pattern when stuck together. This Christmas didn’t disappoint, well it obviously did for our neighbours, as there was plenty of...

Post-Christmas is the best time to rummage through the neighbours’ bins in search of discarded presents and toys that would make the perfect pattern when stuck together. This Christmas didn’t disappoint, well it obviously did for our neighbours, as there was plenty of junk...

Post-Christmas is the best time to rummage through the neighbours’ bins in search of discarded presents and toys that would make the perfect pattern when stuck together. This Christmas didn’t disappoint, well it obviously did for our neighbours, as there was plenty of junk...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Viper in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist with muscle fatigue through...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Black Attack Apex Viper Kneesuit in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

The first ever World Aquatics-approved race suit with the addition of an absorbent gusset. Like our APEX Viper, the Viper Secure in Black offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water with an absorbent gusset lining offering light flow protection while...

Our new swimwear collection allows you to integrate your swimwear with your social accounts so that you can block anyone that you actually have to see in-person that you have already blocked online. Mum, Dad, the person you sat next to on the bus...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

Our new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to...

My fabric panels will keep you secure and supported while swimming. Blue Bits Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit single bind shoulder straps provide freedom of movement and comfort while swimming I provide modest rear coverage to keep you covered while swimming I’ve got front...

Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Front lining and exceptional garment construction for durability and comfort. I’m made with all the care and love that makes me proud to be Funkita. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester...

I’m the swim top, sports top that will help you stay on top of your training with complete comfort and support. With a firm fitting racer back, double bind shoulder straps plus a wide under bust elastic, I promise to keep you secure and...

As you know, we take sustainability seriously, so seriously in fact we are often seen out on the street before the garbage truck collecting your recycled cardboard boxes to transform into our beautiful swimwear. Our priority is old pizza boxes which really bring out...

As you know, we take sustainability seriously, so seriously in fact we are often seen out on the street before the garbage truck collecting your recycled cardboard boxes to transform into our beautiful swimwear. Our priority is old pizza boxes which really bring out...

Bronzed Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming. My single bind straps will criss-cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through the...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

Candy Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a daring release of the big, beautiful butterflies sitting in neat rows on display at our local museum. Unfortunately, when we opened up the display cabinets the butterflies...

Crush Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...