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The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence.  We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

Think you need a subterranean high-tech circuit buried deep under the Swiss Alps to smash particles together to search for the origins of life? Think again. Our brilliant scientists have been able to give you the properties of a single atom when you step...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in...

As part of our goal to introduce subliminal messaging into all our artwork, we have designed another beautiful print that, when stared at for prolonged periods of time, will coerce you into buying more products from us. It is just another form of corporate...

Our new innovation in swimwear has flipped the care instructions upside down by requiring you to keep them dirty at all times. Smearing garden soil, food scraps, and sweaty grime after your workout all adds to the healthy ecosystem living on your fabric to...

It was with great excitement and significant cost that we engaged a building muralist to paint an enormous print for our next swimwear collection. Using thousands of litres of paint, it was to be the biggest print ever placed onto a swimsuit. It was...

We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a daring release of the big, beautiful butterflies sitting in neat rows on display at our local museum. Unfortunately, when we opened up the display cabinets the butterflies...

Olivia Anderson is a Gamilaroi woman whose lands extended through New South Wales and Southern Queensland. Living on Darkinjung country, Olivia highlights the connection to the lakes and ocean that the Darkinjung people had to their land. They fished and hunted for flathead and...

It's not just your brain that can take a break with the latest AI technology, it's your body too! With AI embedded in our fabrics, you can now ask your swimwear to dive into the pool and swim a session for you! The future...

Our new thermostatic fabric is so effective it can cool your core body temperature to mimic a cold-blooded reptilian. This allows you to sunbathe all day, without experiencing any desire to seek shade or a dip to cool off. Unfortunately, it also means that...