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Funkita Ladies Curtain Call Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
One of the few remaining annoyances with swimming, aside from wet hair, cold mornings, lingering chlorine and the black line is taking off your wet swimwear, which is why we have invented the curtain swimwear. Simply pull on the cord hidden inside your garment...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Down Up Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
When customers gave us feedback that they wanted to feel like they were cutting through the water when they swim, we probably should have checked if this was metaphorically speaking. Turns out it was, and putting sharp blades on swimwear wasn’t going to cut...- £35.66 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Dragons Den Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
We pitched our latest innovation to a bunch of business wonks about our swimwear that can swim by itself. Imagine simply relaxing on your towel while watching your swimwear do your laps for you. They listened, nodded thoughtfully, then rejected it as completely absurd....- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Dreamy Weedy Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
If you were looking to be inspired by a marine creature for their incredible speed and manoeuvrability in the water, the weedy sea dragon would not be it. Propelled by two tiny fins working at up to seventy beats per second, it travels at...- £41.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Dry Me Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our new voice activated swimwear cuts down the time and inconvenience that you spend after swimming having to dry yourself. Simply stand in the changeroom with your arms outstretched and shout loudly ‘Dry Me’. If the voice activation doesn’t work the first time, try...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Dry Me Sports Top - Multi
Think you need a subterranean high-tech circuit buried deep under the Swiss Alps to smash particles together to search for the origins of life? Think again. Our brilliant scientists have been able to give you the properties of a single atom when you step...- £23.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Fire Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Red
Fire Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like. Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...- £34.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Flying Fiesta Swim Secure One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
The Swim Secure Suit provides discreet and absorbent gusset padding to offer light flow protection while on your period so you can continue to swim with confidence. We are proud of our passionate defence of our natural world, which led us to attempt a...- £37.77 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Fur Elise Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - White/Black
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- £41.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Fur Seal Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Blue
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Garden Glow Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Every year the world's greatest garden designers descend on the Chelsea Flower Show to compete for the most coveted prize in horticulture. This year, we are entering. Our garden concept is simple: a dirt patch populated entirely by our most loyal customers, lying face...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Garden Glow Strapped In Secure One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Every year the world's greatest garden designers descend on the Chelsea Flower Show to compete for the most coveted prize in horticulture. This year, we are entering. Our garden concept is simple: a dirt patch populated entirely by our most loyal customers, lying face...- £53.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Glacier Glam Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Royal/Fluo Yellow
Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Glacier Glam Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...- £34.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Glamo Camo Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Green/Pink
Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Glamo Camo Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...- £34.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Grapetize Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - Purple/Pink
After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Green Green Grass Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - Green/Blue
As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...- £38.21 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Ham Bam Maam Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Happy Hide Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies High Lights Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Hill Billy Blues Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Blue
Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Hill Billy Blues Sports Top - Blue
Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...- £23.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Hillary Puff Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our team of engineers is always looking to push the technical boundaries of swimwear development and so have spent three years mastering a swimsuit that doubles as a personal flotation device. The inflation procedure simply follows the standard airline emergency protocol by pulling down...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Hillary Puff Twisted One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our team of engineers is always looking to push the technical boundaries of swimwear development and so have spent three years mastering a swimsuit that doubles as a personal flotation device. The inflation procedure simply follows the standard airline emergency protocol by pulling down...- £41.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Ice Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Blue
Ice Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like. Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...- £34.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Killer Cupid Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Contrary to popular belief, cupids haven't always been the lovable, chubby babies everyone makes them out to be. Many were born angry, erratic and completely unlovable with the only reasonable punishment to cast them into stone so they could be cemented onto buildings and...- £41.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Killer Flowers Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...- £35.66 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Lolly Leopard Sports Top - Multi
With your new purchase we will throw in a bag of fertiliser to ensure your flowers stay brilliant and beautiful all year round. Prior to getting wet or being out in the sun we recommend rolling around in a small mound of fertiliser to...- £16.77 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Loud Proud Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...- £44.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Loud Proud Sports Top - Multi
On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...- £23.95 GBP
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Funkita Ladies Love Lacey Cut Away One Piece - Multi
Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...- £44.95 GBP
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