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Ice Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - The one piece style that offers you the flexibility to tie it just the way you like.  Tie me up, tie me tight, tie me anyway you like! My single bind straps can be tied at...

We’re all kids at heart so we figured nothing would excite you more than receiving your swimwear broken up into a thousand tiny building blocks with a one thousand page instruction booklet so you can build them yourself! Spend many happy hours on your...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

The junk food crisis afflicting today’s youth has sadly jumped to the family cat. Yes our little feline friends are sadly becoming addicted to syrups, sugars and sweeteners and over time their appearance and behaviours are being affected. Our tabbies, or tubbies as they...

With your new purchase we will throw in a bag of fertiliser to ensure your flowers stay brilliant and beautiful all year round. Prior to getting wet or being out in the sun we recommend rolling around in a small mound of fertiliser to...

As everyone says in fashion, what’s old is new again. Being at the forefront of the fashion world, we took this literally and turned the clock back to when fig leaves were the hottest item for a summer holiday to the Garden of Eden....

Everyone has heard about Mad Cow Disease but a forgotten illness afflicting our feline friends is Mat Cat Disease. In very rare cases, a cat’s fur will be turned a multitude of brilliant colours but the most common symptoms include a cat chasing its...

This print has earned the title of the most expensive print we have ever created. Upon advice from our lawyers, it was necessary to purchase the entire meadow, mountains and valley in the scene before proceeding to paint it to avoid any copyright claims...

Our goal to be part of the circular economy has taken a major step forward with the release of our new technology to convert your used products into delicious ice cream. Simply place any of our products that you no longer require in the...

Our latest print is made from real feathers which we plucked from unsuspecting birds feeding on breadcrumbs placed on top of our plucking machine. No birds were hurt in the process as the pain experienced by the birds is similar to the sensation of...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Mint Machine Apex Viper Kneesuit - Green offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Night Mare Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Ocean Fire Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

It was with great excitement and significant cost that we engaged a building muralist to paint an enormous print for our next swimwear collection. Using thousands of litres of paint, it was to be the biggest print ever placed onto a swimsuit. It was...

It was with great excitement and significant cost that we engaged a building muralist to paint an enormous print for our next swimwear collection. Using thousands of litres of paint, it was to be the biggest print ever placed onto a swimsuit. It was...

Still Black Single Strength One Piece Swimsuit - My single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed to sit comfortably on your shoulders away from your important working parts when you pull through the water.  I’ve got a higher leg...

Purchase our latest Pebble Beach print and you will instantly win the experience of a lifetime to walk around the famed golf course wearing nothing but your new swimwear! We cover everything except all your travel and accommodation costs and your legal fees when...

It is important when created any new products these days to ensure that it has the promise of anti-aging properties. So after much brainstorming and discussion, we have concluded that our latest print absorbs and disburses positive ions from the atmosphere into the skin,...

Our new thermostatic fabric is so effective it can cool your core body temperature to mimic a cold-blooded reptilian. This allows you to sunbathe all day, without experiencing any desire to seek shade or a dip to cool off. Unfortunately, it also means that...

Tech has come a long way to bring you the best cinema experience from your home TV, but our brilliant minds are the first to ask, what if you could become the TV? We have launched the first wearable television, with every pixel on...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics approved Pressure Point Apex Viper Kneesuit - Navy/Royal offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. Features: Warp Knit Fabric - moulds to your body to assist...

The perfect training suit with full upper leg coverage and wide elastic shoulder straps to provide exceptional comfort and support while swimming. Panelled to provide a smooth fit on the body. Made from ECO C-INFINITY a 100% chlorine resistant fabric with exceptional colours, giving...

Look no further if you prefer thinner shoulder straps to give you greater freedom of movement and love the feel of water gliding across your back.Purple Punch Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit single bind finish will flatter your sporty shape and has been designed...

In a world where random acts of anything-caught-on-camera can make you famous in a few seconds, it’s always best to be prepared. That’s why we strongly recommend getting yourself a Rainbowie in case you ever need to compete in a spontaneous walk off. As...

With your new purchase we will throw in a bag of fertiliser to ensure your flowers stay brilliant and beautiful all year round. Prior to getting wet or being out in the sun we recommend rolling around in a small mound of fertiliser to...

Our incredible scientists have finally created a water displacement multiplier that is discreetly housed within our products. Enter any body of water wearing our swimwear and your will displace 100 times your normal density. It’s the perfect solution when you’ve entered the largest cannonball...

As you know, if the bees die, we all die. With this dire outcome in mind, our scientists have been working around the clock to ensure we do everything we can to keep the bees happy. Which is why our latest swimwear is made...

The new generation FINA-approved APEX Predator X in a open back design, uses the latest fabric technology to mould to the body with maximum compression while allowing fluid body movement through every stroke. Features: Internal X design bonding around hips provides added comfort without...