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When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

As you know, we take sustainability seriously, so seriously in fact we are often seen out on the street before the garbage truck collecting your recycled cardboard boxes to transform into our beautiful swimwear. Our priority is old pizza boxes which really bring out...

On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...

Contrary to popular belief, cupids haven't always been the lovable, chubby babies everyone makes them out to be. Many were born angry, erratic and completely unlovable with the only reasonable punishment to cast them into stone so they could be cemented onto buildings and...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Our new voice activated swimwear cuts down the time and inconvenience that you spend after swimming having to dry yourself. Simply stand in the changeroom with your arms outstretched and shout loudly ‘Dry Me’. If the voice activation doesn’t work the first time, try...

Our Endurance+ Logo Brief 2.5” has active swims covered. Built to last using durable Endurance+ fabric, it resists chlorine and pilling to provide lasting performance. An internal drawcord allows an adjustable fit, while a front modesty liner provides support. Body made of 53% polyester,...

Our Endurance+ Logo Brief 2.5” has active swims covered. Built to last using durable Endurance+ fabric, it resists chlorine and pilling to provide lasting performance. An internal drawcord allows an adjustable fit, while a front modesty liner provides support. Body made of 53% polyester,...

Our Endurance+ Logo Brief 2.5” has active swims covered. Built to last using durable Endurance+ fabric, it resists chlorine and pilling to provide lasting performance. An internal drawcord allows an adjustable fit, while a front modesty liner provides support. Body made of 53% polyester,...

Our Endurance+ Logo Brief 2.5” has active swims covered. Built to last using durable Endurance+ fabric, it resists chlorine and pilling to provide lasting performance. An internal drawcord allows an adjustable fit, while a front modesty liner provides support. Body made of 53% polyester,...

If you’re looking for a swim staple - sometimes basic is better. This modern cut swim short comes in a number of colours so you can show your personal style as you kick it by the pool. The Nike 5" Volley Short in Pink...

If you’re looking for a swim staple - sometimes basic is better. This modern cut swim short comes in a number of colours so you can show your personal style as you kick it by the pool. The Nike 5" Volley Short in Violet...

If you’re looking for a swim staple - sometimes basic is better. This modern cut swim short comes in a number of colours so you can show your personal style as you kick it by the pool. The Nike 5" Volley Short in Electric...

The Amanzi Neptune jammers are a great entry level racing jammer that are also suitable for training. They have an elasticated waistband with a hidden drawstring cord making them fully adjustable to ensure they do not fall down when diving or swimming. The jammers...

The Amanzi Azure jammers are a great entry level racing jammer that are also suitable for training. They have an elasticated waistband with a hidden drawstring cord making them fully adjustable to ensure they do not fall down when diving or swimming. The jammers...

The Amanzi Memphis jammers are a great entry level racing jammer that are also suitable for training. They have an elasticated waistband with a hidden drawstring cord making them fully adjustable to ensure they do not fall down when diving or swimming. The jammers...