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Funkita Girls Happy Hide Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls High Lights Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Meow Baby Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Berry Crush Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Purple/Pink
After years of development, we have finally launched our new AI system to eliminate the need for any humans to ever work again. As our first demonstration, we asked our system to create the most intricate, beautiful and transformative print ever created. This is...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Curtain Call Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
One of the few remaining annoyances with swimming, aside from wet hair, cold mornings, lingering chlorine and the black line is taking off your wet swimwear, which is why we have invented the curtain swimwear. Simply pull on the cord hidden inside your garment...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Pretti Penny Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Hillary Puff Twisted One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our team of engineers is always looking to push the technical boundaries of swimwear development and so have spent three years mastering a swimsuit that doubles as a personal flotation device. The inflation procedure simply follows the standard airline emergency protocol by pulling down...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Dreamy Weedy Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
If you were looking to be inspired by a marine creature for their incredible speed and manoeuvrability in the water, the weedy sea dragon would not be it. Propelled by two tiny fins working at up to seventy beats per second, it travels at...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Pine Gap Tie Me Tight One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Forever Fossil Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our new thermostatic fabric is so effective it can cool your core body temperature to mimic a cold-blooded reptilian. This allows you to sunbathe all day, without experiencing any desire to seek shade or a dip to cool off. Unfortunately, it also means that...- €24,95 EUR
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Amanzi Girls Jet Bikini Top - Black
Fashion meets function in this sleek AMANZISports Bikini Top. Whether you are swimming laps, catching waves or wanting to pop on a top under your race suit look no further, this stylish bikini top is a timeless piece that will never go out of...- From €20,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Mintie Montie Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Fur Elise Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - White/Black
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Killer Cupid Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Contrary to popular belief, cupids haven't always been the lovable, chubby babies everyone makes them out to be. Many were born angry, erratic and completely unlovable with the only reasonable punishment to cast them into stone so they could be cemented onto buildings and...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Arti Mess Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Black/White
There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Punchy Bunch Strapped In One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Scaled Back Fast Training One Piece - Green/Blue
When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...- €57,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Ruff Stuff Fast Training One Piece - Pink/Blue
When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...- €57,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Muscle Mad Fast Training One Piece - Multi
Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...- €57,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Dragons Den Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
We pitched our latest innovation to a bunch of business wonks about our swimwear that can swim by itself. Imagine simply relaxing on your towel while watching your swimwear do your laps for you. They listened, nodded thoughtfully, then rejected it as completely absurd....- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls You Tubey Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Fur Seal Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Blue
Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Muscle Mad Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Sweet Scaley Single Strap One Piece Swimsuit - Purple/Blue
When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...- €34,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls You Tubey Fast Training One Piece - Multi
Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...- €57,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Love Lacy Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Fresh off their last assignment typing the entirety of human knowledge into the world's leading AI language models, our trained monkeys were ready for their next challenge. We gave them each a very fine pen and set them to work. Every single intricate dot...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Pine Gap Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls You Blued Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Blue
Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Putty Rules Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Multi
Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...- €38,95 EUR
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Funkita Girls Pink Peaks Diamond Back One Piece Swimsuit - Pink/Blue
Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...- €38,95 EUR
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