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Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...

There is great excitement about finally sending humans back to the Moon, but little is known about our own private mission to send monkeys back into space. After some of the great monkeynauts of yester-year, think Ham, Gordo, Miss Sam, our new breed of...

Finally our views have been vindicated by a rapidly growing school of maverick scientists who are now backing our long-held belief that fur is the optimal surface for streamlining through the water. For years we have observed fully-grown, hairy-bodied men skimming further across the...

Adventure influencers are creating a new market for our swimwear by encouraging their followers to ditch their unsexy, fleecy outer layers and adopting a more aesthetically pleasing, algorithm-friendly approach to mountaineering. Stripping down and conquering some of the world's greatest peaks in bare skin...

Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...

Historians that we employ, agree with our assessment that in the late Wild West there came a moment when the sheriff decided constant shoot-outs were not promoting healthy lifestyle choices. So, in a bold public-health pivot, it was directed that disputes would be settled...

Contrary to popular belief, cupids haven't always been the lovable, chubby babies everyone makes them out to be. Many were born angry, erratic and completely unlovable with the only reasonable punishment to cast them into stone so they could be cemented onto buildings and...

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in...

On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...

On their regular tropical island holiday jaunt, the design team searched the racks of every souvenir shop to find the very worst Hawaiian shirt on sale. Returning to the office, we laid them out and crowned one as the absolute champion of bad taste,...

In hindsight, when smart people started talking about wearable technology a few years back, we should have done more research into what exactly they meant before diving headlong into our own development. Because it wasn't clear that they meant capturing real-time biometric data instead...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

Mad on getting muscles but not mad on making them? Do it the easy way with our latest invention, the wearable, pig muscle transplant. Simple slip into your very own sheath of muscle fibres to double your strength so you can swim, run and...

It was with great excitement and significant cost that we engaged a building muralist to paint an enormous print for our next swimwear collection. Using thousands of litres of paint, it was to be the biggest print ever placed onto a swimsuit. It was...

We have further extended our green credentials by commencing an art smock recycling scheme. By visiting the art rooms of schools around the world, we have collected thousands of smocks that have been kindly donated, or any that don’t have a student’s name on...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

When everyone started talking about a new era of super-athletes being juiced, we naively took the literal meaning of what they were saying and designed our latest collection to release pineapple juice into the wearer's veins. Having already set our goal to enhance performance...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

As part of our push to be a sustainable business in the circular economy, instead of sending you swimwear when you purchase from us, we will send you a handful of old, dirty plastic bags that we have retrieved from the gutter. All you...

Specially designed to introduce you to a new level of performance the World Aquatics Approved Pressure Point Apex Viper Jammer - Navy/Royal offers a firm fit to facilitate streamlined movement through the water. The warp knit fabric moulds to your body to assist with...

Let’s get the clothes off and jam together. I’ll give you hip-to-knee coverage with contoured panelling, flatlock stitching and front pouch lining. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

Our corporate expansion into operating day care centres has created a supply chain of exceptional handmade artworks. Unsuspecting children spend hours each day, drawing and colouring prints that will one day make us a lot of money. Our recent investment in a mountain of...

In a world where random acts of anything-caught-on-camera can make you famous in a few seconds, it’s always best to be prepared. That’s why we strongly recommend getting yourself a Rainbowie in case you ever need to compete in a spontaneous walk off. As...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

Our scientists have finally unveiled the first-ever human submarine by enclosing a thin layer of liquid in our swimwear that wraps around your body while swimming. This allows you to sink silently to the bottom of the pool and proceed to swim along the...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...

When the R&D teams of the global swimwear brands built their high-tech performance race suits, the creature they chose to emulate was the shark. Which in hindsight was a pretty good idea due to the speed and scary nature of the shark. Our R&D...